English 101

I'm convinced the English language would be much simpler to learn if they'd just consulted a few more children when coming up with the rules.

Here are a few contributions from our kids:

H: "I've got my hammer. I'm hamming!" Well, you wash with a washer. You mix with a mixer. Why wouldn't you ham with a hammer?

J: "Daddy, would you plug in my night light? I'll plug it out later."